Woman didn't mean to Swallow Cell Phone
A Houston firefighter had to take a promotion test just 12 hours after giving birth because fire officials wouldn't bend the department's policy to allow a postponement...read the weird story.

Firefighter Takes Test After Giving Birth
A Houston firefighter had to take a promotion test just 12 hours after giving birth because fire officials wouldn't bend the department's policy to allow a postponement...read the weird story.

Messy Animal Lovers
Two women made the news due to their weird, strange and waayy overdone obsession to hundreds of animals. Private animal autopsy and deep frozen dogs...read the weird story.

"Find-Me" License Plate tips off Robber
A. Bichlmeier's personalized license plate reads "FINDME." Thanks to the plate, authorities did find him about 90 minutes after he allegedly tried to rob the Security National Bank branch in Laurel, Norwalk...read the weird story.

Obese Man Loses Appeal in Assault Case
An appeals court has upheld the aggravated assault conviction of a 610-pound man who said the victim's injuries were at least partly the result of his weight, when pushing a bottle down the victim's throat...read the weird story.

Animals know stupid
A South African robber fleeing the scene of his crime hid in a tiger cage. On the country's coast, a woman attempted to be a good Samaritan by pushing a young seal back into the sea, believing the poor thing is stranded...read the weird story.

2005 Most Bizarre Quick News Stories
A compilation of the weirdest quickies from the year 2005. Pathetic stories and Strange News, Odd Stories, Weird Tales items all over again...read the weird stories collection.

Man Creates Paris Hilton Christmas Shrine
You can see Paris Hilton in all her seductive splendor, striking a provocative pose for passing motorists and spreading hot Christmas cheer in a chilly Rhode Island night...read the weird story.

Bad behaved Santa's: Do you want this Santa Claus in YOUR chimney?
Drinking Santas on a rampage in New Zealand, armed German robber Santas, disguised, a British St. Nick wanted for flashing and a Swedish vandal in a Santa outfit are giving the big man in red a bad name end of 2005...read the weird story.

SANTA CLAUS: An Engineer's Perspective
Santa is dead and here is proof...read the weird story.

Court Pardons Bra Burglar in Love
A Chinese man who repeatedly broke into the neighbors home he loved secretly, at one point sneaking out with a bra and some photos, has been let off the hook by a Chinese court...read the weird story.

Man Accused of Lobbing Urine Into Backyards
A Nebraska man has been arrested in central Iowa for allegedly delivering some unwanted Christmas gifts. Reno Tobler (54), was arrested in Clive after police caught him lobbing urine bottles into backyards...read the weird story.

High-Tech Toilet Rinses and Warms Bottoms
Scott Pinizzotto continues to believe he's sitting on a potential gold mine with his high-tech toilet seats that rinse and warm people's bottoms...read the weird story.

Police Finds Live Deer in Car Trunk
A Kootenai County sheriff's deputy found a live but badly wounded deer stashed inside the trunk of a 1991 Buick Century...read the weird story.

Man Confesses To Stuffing Ball In Man's Throat
A man confessed he killed another man by stuffing a ball down his throat to prevent him from screaming during an uninvited sexual advance...read the weird story.

Finger Bitten Off
Charles Gibson nearly fainted when he looked down on himself to realize his barber had bitten off his thumb because he had backed out of a $5 haircut... read the weird story.

Woman Impaled by Wrought Iron Fence
Elderly woman found Tuesday impaled by wrought-iron fence with the metal rod protruding through her mouth...read the weird story.

Calling it even
Turkish villager Mehmet Yaksi who ran away with his friend's wife has offered his own wife in exchange...read the weird story .

Arsonist Torched Himself
An Australian arsonist who allegedly tried several times to torch a hairdressing salon ended up setting himself ablaze...read the weird story.

Police Car Runs Over Pair Killed in Hit-Run Accident
A pair was killed by a hit-run driver on a dark country road, and then a sheriff called to investigate further ran over at least the bodies...read the weird story.

Cannibalism - Inmates Eating Fellow Prisoner
Two inmates of a prison in the Altai territory of Siberia have been charged with cooking and eating a fellow prisoner...read the weird story.

Sexsomnia - Man charged, having sex asleep
A court decision in Ontario is reviewed that acquitted a man of sexual assault charges because he suffers from "Sexsomnia" and was, as he claims, asleep at the time of the incident...read the weird story.

Brothers killed over argument about directions
A fight between two brothers over directions resulted in one brother shooting the other in the head...read the weird story.

Car Antenna Pierces Man's Brain
An Oregon man bumping into the tip of his car antenna drove the metal rod up his nose and into the brain...read the weird story.

Chinese Dentist Builds Tower of 28,000 Human Teeth
A Chinese dentist is trying to raise awareness about dental hygiene by the help of a tower of human teeth, more than 8 feet tall...read the weird story.

Handguns saving owner from hijacking, killing highjacker
A carjacker was killed by a handgun kept inside a trunk when he locked the cars owner inside...read the weird story.

Man Accused of Putting Daughter in Microwave
The father of a twenty-two-month-old girl has been charged with child abuse for putting her in the microwave oven...read the weird story.