2005 Most Bizarre Quick News Stories
A compilation of the weirdest quickies from the year 2005. Pathetic stories and Strange News, Odd Stories, Weird Tales items all over again...read the weird stories collection.

Man Creates Paris Hilton Christmas Shrine
You can see Paris Hilton in all her seductive splendor, striking a provocative pose for passing motorists and spreading hot Christmas cheer in a chilly Rhode Island night...read the weird story.

Man Accused of Lobbing Urine Into Backyards
A Nebraska man has been arrested in central Iowa for allegedly delivering some unwanted Christmas gifts. Reno Tobler (54), was arrested in Clive after police caught him lobbing urine bottles into backyards...read the weird story.

Bad behaved Santa's: Do you want this Santa Claus in YOUR chimney?
Drinking Santas on a rampage in New Zealand, armed German robber Santas, disguised, a British St. Nick wanted for flashing and a Swedish vandal in a Santa outfit are giving the big man in red a bad name end of 2005...read the weird story.

SANTA CLAUS: An Engineer's Perspective
Santa is dead and here is proof...read the weird story.
Court Pardons Bra Burglar in Love
A Chinese man who repeatedly broke into the neighbors home he loved secretly, at one point sneaking out with a bra and some photos, has been let off the hook by a Chinese court...read the weird story.

High-Tech Toilet Rinses and Warms Bottoms
Scott Pinizzotto continues to believe he's sitting on a potential gold mine with his high-tech toilet seats that rinse and warm people's bottoms...read the weird story.

Police Finds Live Deer in Car Trunk
A Kootenai County sheriff's deputy found a live but badly wounded deer stashed inside the trunk of a 1991 Buick Century...read the weird story.

Man Confesses To Stuffing Ball In Man's Throat
A man confessed he killed another man by stuffing a ball down his throat to prevent him from screaming during an uninvited sexual advance...read the weird story.

Finger Bitten Off
Charles Gibson nearly fainted when he looked down on himself to realize his barber had bitten off his thumb because he had backed out of a $5 haircut...read the weird story.

Woman Impaled by Wrought Iron Fence
Elderly woman found Tuesday impaled by wrought-iron fence with the metal rod protruding through her mouth...read the weird story.

Calling it even
Turkish villager Mehmet Yaksi who ran away with his friend's wife has offered his own wife in exchange...read the weird story.

Arsonist Torched Himself
An Australian arsonist who allegedly tried several times to torch a hairdressing salon ended up setting himself ablaze...read the weird story.

Police Car Runs Over Pair Killed in Hit-Run Accident
A pair was killed by a hit-run driver on a dark country road, and then a sheriff called to investigate further ran over at least the bodies...read the weird story.

Cannibalism - Inmates Eating Fellow Prisoner
Two inmates of a prison in the Altai territory of Siberia have been charged with cooking and eating a fellow prisoner...read the weird story.

Sexsomnia - Man charged, having sex asleep
A court decision in Ontario is reviewed that acquitted a man of sexual assault charges because he suffers from "Sexsomnia" and was, as he claims, asleep at the time of the incident...read the weird story.

Handguns saving owner from hijacking, killing highjacker
A carjacker was killed by a handgun kept inside a trunk when he locked the cars owner inside...read the weird story.

Man Accused of Putting Daughter in Microwave
The father of a twenty-two-month-old girl has been charged with child abuse for putting her in the microwave oven...read the weird story.

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